yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
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You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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