is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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