yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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