Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
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Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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