we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
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Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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