this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
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my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
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Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize