So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
