yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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