On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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