I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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