just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
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He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Holy shit dude........stairs
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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