Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
I'm having to shit out rocks
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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