in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
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You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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