that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Less talking, more tequila
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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