After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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