okay pat passed out under dana's car
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I AM VODKA MAN
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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