Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
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I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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