So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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