They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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