I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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