Dual....:-)
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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