haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
