He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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