I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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