She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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