I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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