That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
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You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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