Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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