there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
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All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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