the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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