It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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