Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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