Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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