Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
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i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
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You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I went out to dinner with the girls thinking I'd be home early. Instead I ended up in the Englishman's hotel room. Long Live The Queen.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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