he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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