Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
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I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
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Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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