he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
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I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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