scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
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