Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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