no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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