I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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