physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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