PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I look better un-naked...
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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