wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
That reminds me...we need to get swords
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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