he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she smelled like a LAN party
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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