you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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