What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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