I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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