so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
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