Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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