I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
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I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
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