I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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