I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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