This girl is more easily done than said...
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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