why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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