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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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