420 ftw
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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