I wish I could punch you in the face.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
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no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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