I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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