jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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