That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
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someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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